The Actual Rules of Backpacking

This list probably exists in several places and versions all over the interwebs, but whatever. Before you or your mom go off on some backpacking cavalcade, memorize these rules. There’s a whopping 20 of them, so I put most of them after the clicky.

1. (I’m saving the #1 spot in case I think of something that’s actually important.)

2. If it has wheels, it is too big. Leave it at home.

3. Top bunk makes the rules.

4. Rickshaw drivers are not a reliable source of condoms.

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